Who needs or even wants a pen with the companies name on… They know the name they work there… These boxes are the funniest if not naughtiest way to say “goodbye”. They contain everything your colleague will need to retire, from a hot water bottle (old people can die from the cold!) to an incontinence pad!
 
These hilarious boxes are based on the fact that everyone who retires must at least be getting OLD. Don’t worry not all is lost as we have included things to take them back to their “young” days, like the condom for him (he knows where it goes but can he remember how to put it on?) Or the inflatable boobs for her (so she can remember how it felt to be 18), before gravity took over…

We guarantee the whole workplace will be rolling around with laughter, the bosses pen or gold watch will never be the same again.

CONTENTS MAY VARY TO THAT SHOWN. EACH BOX CONTAINS 16+ ITEMS.